[搞笑] 你有沒有看到我的X
今天帶小孩出去玩，回家到火車站請老公來接
在車上隨口就問了：「老公？你最近有看到我的錶嗎？失蹤很久了」
我老公轉頭很認真的看著我說：「ㄉㄧㄠˇ？！！」
沒太認真聽的我就回：「對啊，找好久了都找不到」
老公說：「你的屌應該已經失蹤超過兩百年了吧！你要是找到了下輩子我嫁給你！」
害我一整個大笑又羞了起來....
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話說最近的婚姻板好暗沈喔！希望這個讓大家high一點...
有些事情一直鑽下去也不好...
(但有時候要啦...((臉紅頓逃))）
傻氣一點也很可愛啊！
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囧rz 囧rz 囧rz
我兒子扮鬼臉就是這模樣~~~
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