[閒聊] 被推銷東西已回收

看板MenTalk (男人話題)作者 (寥星跋扈)時間13年前 (2012/10/02 13:29), 編輯推噓40(4004)
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昨天看完皮膚科 在路上被賣化妝品的阿姨拉去填資料 因為以前被推銷過的經驗 所以略知她們的話術 多半是先褒後貶 先稱讚妳看起來很年輕之類的 然後再告訴你其實有哪些地方可以改善 不過這次我故意在基本資料上填了假資料 58年次!! 在她還沒看資料前 先跟我拉塞一堆 問我是不是大學生呀 家住哪裡之類的 我則冷靜的回稱"已出社會一段時間" 阿姨看一看時機差不多了 放大絕了 "保養的不錯 只是你知道你的皮膚有哪兩個嚴重的問題嗎......." '不夠緊實吧' 我看著她準備拿出的產品 正當她低頭看資料時 喃喃自語起來"58年次..........今年幾歲? 43歲!!!!!!!!" "真的嗎 你是怎麼保養的?" "沒事多喝水 多喝水沒事" 然後我轉身離開 消失在台北的車水馬龍 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.29.29.131 ※ 編輯: shu2001 來自: 163.29.29.131 (10/02 13:30)

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....XD
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蒜泥狠!XD
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XD
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有笑有推 xD
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GJ!
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XDDDDDD 這招好
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........後勁好強XDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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這招好威喔XDDDD
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你沒問她有沒有聽過安歷
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太屌了XD
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真的要多喝水~
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太酷了~~~XDDDDD
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你沒順便推銷她儲蓄險 20年後獲利12% 腰嗎?腰嗎?腰嗎?
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你怎麼沒回 先別說這個...
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可以轉joke板了 XD
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XDDDDDDD要反推銷安麗啊!!
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人家混口飯吃咩
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學起來了XDDDDDDDDDD
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太厲害了XD
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bryant0727:轉錄至看板 joke 10/02 19:20

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借轉XDD 這好笑~~
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你應該問他 聽過安麗嗎 來個反推銷!
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下次回:先不要說這個了,請問你聽過安麗嗎? 試試看XDDDD
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跟樓上好有默契~~
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這招超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這讓我想起安麗拉我當直銷也是類似洗腦話術
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