[閒聊] 第一次喝茶的慘痛經驗
雖然超級丟臉，但是是我突破魔法師的第一步，所以要寫下來
我從兩年前就開始規劃要去喝茶了
可是就是一直不敢嘗試，反正也不知道在怕甚麼
最近終於鼓起勇起約了一個，不過那也讓我內心的粉紅小泡泡徹底破滅......
因為是第一次也沒打算用太貴的，找了個六千元的
(老闆說原價八千元，因為是第一次所以折兩千給我)
第一次去開房間後，她竟然遲到！
遲到就算了，老闆跟我說小姐24歲，我一看根本是42歲吧......
近來完全不囉嗦，直接就把我拖去洗澡了，我都還沒情緒養好......
迅速的30秒洗完澡後，幫我吹起來之後，就叫我在上面動了
不到1分鐘，咦，你出來了喔？
馬的，誰說打炮會爽的，我一點感覺都沒有啊，我感覺真的是在做運動
就因為覺得在做運動，又一點都不爽，小弟就很不爭氣的軟掉了
中間又試了幾次，然後就是怎樣都起不來了
我只好很無奈的說，不然打手槍吧，還是出不來
小姐就很不耐煩的說，你要不要加第二節，時間快到了
我看了一下，明明才半小時耶，妳的一節會不會太快了
我只好認命的算了，對22K的人來說，這一個禮拜的薪水就丟到水裡了......
往北邊走啊，喝茶沒有出來，算不算結束魔法師生涯了啊
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