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[認真] 如何用英文文藝的說修幹

看板sex (西斯 性愛)作者 (西斯版匿名帳號)時間9年前 (2017/05/09 19:44), 編輯推噓42(44推 2噓 17→)
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如題 擼妹在目前在美國就學 有一位固定的棋（炮）友 每次見面的sop就是 進門 修幹 回家 反正就是這樣 最近期末壓力大 心血來潮想說來約一下 http://i.imgur.com/PBbvM3J.jpg
ㄟ 蝦米叫what do u have in mind 是要我回什麼 咩修幹某?? Wanna do the fucking ??? Wanna fuck each other??? 咩爽一下某??? 請問我要如何不粗俗的表達修幹這件事 他是台灣人看不懂中文 感謝各位30公分E奶大大 -- 本帳號為匿名帳號，發文前請留意相關規範，勿來信約炮。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.32.123.83 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1494330240.A.39C.html
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05/09 19:47, , 1F
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這樣也一篇
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May show gun more?
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Fried rice XD
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回 Local CCR needs to fuck
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05/09 19:53, , 6F
You trying to get a pipe?
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05/09 19:53, , 7F
他是"台灣人"看不懂"中文"???
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05/09 19:53, , 8F
come to my place
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05/09 19:58, , 9F
Free 2nite?
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I want some nasty
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05/09 20:04, , 12F
netflix and chill 不用謝了
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推樓上
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05/09 20:09, , 14F
推樓上 正要說這個XDD
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How do you turn this on
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05/09 20:22, , 16F
Should we retire and make love all night?
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Rock on
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turn me on place
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噓
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Fancy a fuck?
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說 u can cum inside my pussy 他就直接衝了
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I'm hot!
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像西斯版一樣貼奶圖
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play gun
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eating sausage
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who let the dogs out
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I want eat ur hot dog.,
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crown
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12樓真專業
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05/09 22:53, , 31F
Let's go have a drink
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05/09 22:55, , 32F
他有這個問題可能表示沒fu了
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噓
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3078
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妳可以科學一點，do you want to have intercourse?
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is it good to drink?
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in out in out
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I wanna get a pipe
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05/10 00:04, , 41F
Relax on Friday night. （google 翻譯
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05/10 00:12, , 42F
Nothing special, just wanna chilled n enjoy my warm bed
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. Wanna see a movie together?
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順便可以看看外國人怎麼帶你玩角色扮演
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一般一些就說 wanna be turn on and have fun
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05/10 00:53, , 48F
Hangout and chilling all night long:)
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05/10 00:57, , 49F
他是加拿大人嗎？
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05/10 01:10, , 50F
你國外待久 中文也滿爛的
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05/10 02:16, , 51F
Nothing much. Maybe we can watch DVD or movies at my pl
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ace ;)
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You know what? Let's fuck
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05/10 03:08, , 54F
you should say: Fire in the hole!
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05/10 09:13, , 55F
莎士比亞的說法：I hope thou shall lie with me and bet
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ween my lap.
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問你屬意幾點的意思吧
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看ptt學英文QQ
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I have free wifi
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05/11 01:24, , 61F
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