Re: [討論] 幹到一半岳父跑進來怎麼辦已回收
※ 引述《pusufu (不蘇鬍˙灬˙)》之銘言：
: 餓死抬頭
: 如果恰北北的岳父從南部跑上來住幾天
: 跟女朋友、未婚妻或老婆在房裡幹到一半時，他突然有話要跟女兒說
: 開門進來發現兩人的姿勢正處在傳教士時，正要高潮
: 這時候要怎麼辦?
: 繼續?還是...
我夢到您可以這麼說:
岳父.....大..人..好...
我們....正..在忙...著.....替您....生.......孫..子..
可....可以....請...您...先行...迴..避...一...下嗎?
好讓....我...我們...專..心...辦事...口以..嗎?
感....謝.........您.....
(三秒後....)
啊啊....啊....啊~~~~~~~~~嘶.........
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