Re: [心得] 用素肚打手槍已回收
小弟再來分享幾個大陸鄉民的好工具
1.鯉魚：用過一條大鯉魚，大約40公分長的大鯉魚。把它放到浴缸裏，裏面當然要盛滿水
哈。然後，我就跳入浴缸，哄騙自己分心，比如想象UFO什?的或者看JAVA編程提高什麼的
，免得JJ勃起，然後將魚抓至自己的身前，把魚嘴托出水面，此時的魚會難過的張開
嘴嬌喘連連，然後我就迅速的將未勃起的JJ塞入魚嘴裏，魚的嘴很有伸縮性，像陰道
一樣，所以，不同型號的JJ都可以放心，然後使勁往裏面塞，使魚嘴頂住JJ的根部，
魚會把JJ當成一根毛毛蟲而本能的做出吞咽的動作，可是隨著JJ的迅速勃起，JJ會完
全卡在魚的口中，並且會直插入魚腹中，鯉魚會不住的做出吞咽和吐的動作而且還會
有全身的掙紮，但始終都不能掙脫卡在喉嚨中的JJ。然後直到射得一塌糊塗。JJ射後
會縮小，就能從魚嘴裏滑出了。鯉魚會繼續活下去，繼續為我服務。但是精液似乎是
餵魚了。
2.小狗：找一隻出生三天左右的小狗，還沒有長牙，可以把你的JJ塞到它的嘴里，小狗
會以為是乳頭而不停的允吸，這樣你不用動也很爽，射在牠的嘴里也沒關系，牠會以為
是母乳而吞下去。
3.澱粉自制
材料：杯子一個，適量澱粉、水、微波爐、粗細適當的棍子、冰箱。
(1)找一個這樣的杯子，倒入約100g左右的澱粉,再加100g的水，攪拌均勻。
http://sex.fh21.com.cn/uploads/allimg/120906/2532_120906140047_1.jpg
(2)放入微波爐約1分左右半鐘。
http://sex.fh21.com.cn/uploads/allimg/120906/2532_120906140142_1.jpg
(3)凝固後，取出在中間開個小孔，再放入微波爐30秒左右。
http://sex.fh21.com.cn/uploads/allimg/120906/2532_120906140214_1.jpg
(4)用一根比自己尺寸小點的棍子插入中間的孔。註:不要插得太深，4/3左右，放於冰箱
冷卻40分鐘。
http://sex.fh21.com.cn/uploads/allimg/120906/2532_120906140239_1.jpg
(5)冷卻後拔出棍子，取出固體，即可使用。
http://sex.fh21.com.cn/uploads/allimg/120906/2532_120906140258_1.jpg
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