[搞笑] 紅蘿蔔攻防戰
我是一個不喜歡吃紅蘿蔔的挑食小孩~(掩面)
不過煮咖哩的時候還是會放一些紅蘿蔔，配色比較漂亮嘛，
是說紅蘿蔔塊跟馬鈴薯塊的大小大概是1:5這樣XD
攻防戰一
周末晚上煮了一鍋咖哩，跟Apple一人端一碗坐在客廳邊看邊吃
我:老公我好飽喔~
Apple:是喔，不然吃不完的我幫你吃啊~
我:好~(挾挾挾)
Apple:..............為什麼你挾給我的都是紅蘿蔔!
馬鈴薯呢!蘑菇呢!( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
我:可是我的碗裡面只剩下紅蘿蔔..(扭手帕)
攻防戰二
前幾天晚上一起去游泳，游完泳我煮了一大鍋蔬菜味增湯當晚餐
Apple:....為什麼我碗裡面的紅蘿蔔比你的多那麼多!
我:因為我的碗離你比較遠，所以看起來比較少；
你的碗離你比較近，看起來就比較多啊~﹨(╯▽╰)∕
Apple:你當我傻子啊!!( ‵□′)───C＜─___-)|||
(挾兩塊紅蘿蔔扔到我的碗裡)
我:吼喔!不要把你的紅蘿蔔扔給我啦!我吃我自己的就很多了!!(回敬五塊)
結論:紅蘿蔔可能引起夫妻失和，這麼邪惡的東西還是不要吃它好了。(認真)
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