[心情] 房間出現巨型蜚蠊已回收
原本正在一邊趕稿一邊看童話小鎮
眼角餘光突然瞄到一物體自書桌旁垃圾桶後爬出
定睛一看是目測八公分長（含觸鬚）的蟑螂
脖子上還有黃帶子的那種
回過神我已經在住處附近的全家了
年幼時曾經被我哥惡作劇過，一覺醒來發現枕頭上在耳朵附近有隻翻肚的蟑螂
雖然後來發現是假蟑螂，但心裡陰影面積已超過大巨蛋的坪數
還有一次也是年紀尚小，家裡出現蟑螂，明明我已經縮起來躲到沙發上了它還是筆直朝我
飛來然後降落在我腳趾上
我不知道我怎麼活下來的，它飛到我腳上之後的記憶被我強制delete ，記憶空白
總之成人之後，遇到此生物，我已養出身體本能：不尖叫、不昏倒
因我怕尖叫張嘴它會飛進嘴裡；失去意識它會在我身上亂爬
所以我只要一看到，就一定會保持清醒、安靜的抓著錢包鑰匙手機離開現場，在安全的地
方思考要搬家移民還是放火燒了乾淨
不過我室友看到我臉書求救文覺得我太誇張
就拿了地板清潔劑進入戰區找到敵人並將其殲滅，然後將屍體流放於馬桶中，使其洇沒在
洶湧漩渦裏。
這才敢回到房間，並請了室友的克蟑大將軍回去保疆衛土，確保敵人不再進犯。
大將軍照片
http://i.imgur.com/jpcf3lo.jpg
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