Fw: [問卦] 白人對CCR的真心話

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※ [本文轉錄自 Gossiping 看板 #1HiNf_tS ] 作者: guets (guets) 看板: Gossiping 標題: [問卦] 白人對CCR的真心話 時間: Fri Jun 7 14:15:24 2013 某加拿大老外打出對於亞洲CCR女真心話 我覺得我們應該能跟他成為好朋友XD 原文看了會心一笑 心情都好多了~ 由於在下沒受過翻譯訓練 建議盡量看原文比較好笑 不過真的不行那就開燈吧 我會試著翻生活化一點 I think the penis argument when comparing Asian and White men is so stupid. Asian women could CARE LESS if a White guy has a small penis, what she cares about is his RACE. What I find so funny is that Asian women think they are elevating themselves to a higher plateau when they screw, date or marry a White man, and I think the total opposite when I see an Asian women with a White man. I think she is an ugly, insecure, racist, vagina-begging hypocrite. Asian women are giving themselves a bad reputation in Western culture and they are too stupid and single-minded in their desperate pursuit of White men to even realize it. Asian women are the laughing stock of my culture. 我覺得拿黃人白人老二長短做文章很蠢 今天若是白人老二其實很小 CCR又會跳針打 太極了 好笑的是CCR總覺得跟白人搞在一起能拉抬自己身價 我倒完全覺得那是作賤自己 看到的是醜陋 沒安全感 種族歧視(對內) 虛偽 表面上裝矜持 私底下 一附求插鮑的賤樣 這些CCR太蠢一心只想哈洋屌 殊不知破壞了自己在西方世界的風評 淪為我們茶餘飯後的 笑話 這邊則是對他們自己白魯蛇的看法 I've seen white guys who really are into asian girls. I wonder about that. These white guys are usually rejects in white society. Like in university these white guys are failing, so they go to asia to do what? To teach english! Give me a break. And they go there cuz they think they'll be automatically adored for being white, and some of them women do adore them. But I think they are adored by asian women who have an inferiority complex and want to be white themselves. Anyhow, these loser white guys are just arrogant. They think that asian women should automatically like them. I've known many asian women who date white guys, and when you meet these guys they are pathetic losers (no job, etc.). But the white guys know that no any woman from any race besides the asian one would tolerate them. Seen so many japanese girl / white guy combos that end up the japanese girl is miserable cuz they are badly treated and they end up supporting their loser white boyfriend/husband. 我看過一些很哈黃女的白人 很納悶(編:因為Taiwanese girls are easy啊!) 這些白男通常被我們的社會唾棄 像是大學死當之類的 猜猜看他們跑去亞洲做啥了? 教英文!! 頗呵 饒了我吧 他們以為在演進擊的白巨人嗎!? 可悲的是往往真的有如進出 無人之地般攻破一道道CCR下面的城牆 不過說到底那些CCR也只是嚴重自卑想漂白吧 這些白魯蛇很自大 總認為黃女會自動倒貼過來 我認識很多CCR的男伴都是徹底的魯蛇 像是無業之類的(編:有CCR包養還需要工作嗎?) 但他們也曉得全世界也只有亞洲女 能容忍他們 看過很多櫻花妹嫁白男的 婚姻都淪落到很慘 飽受先生歧視還要繼續賺錢 養他(編:至少結婚啦 灣灣CCR大概連嫁都嫁不成咧 頗呵) 如果妳是個不折不扣的西餐妹 看不懂英文也請別開燈 總之這堆英文是ㄧ堆稱讚的話 大意就是在歌頌你們的"真愛"呦 ^.<~ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 108.6.176.88

06/07 14:17, , 1F
你被隔空水桶定了
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東亞人 奴性(還是性奴?)已經刻進DNA裡面了 沒藥救
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溫馨推
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辛苦翻譯。不過CCR只看的到第一句的penis而已
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亞洲妹是通稱 但台灣ccr 症狀應該更嚴重一些
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喜歡你暖暖的文字,洋溢著滿滿的幸福
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水唷 隔空水桶
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願意接受祝福嗎(Y/Y)
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如果直接貼在某板那便是真勇者
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有種轉CCR啊
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ㄈㄈ尺版主 :
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zzZZ 台宅男又在反串了
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拜託 回收個魯蛇 資源回收一下 臭了嗎?
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完了完了 版主要殺過來了
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真心祝福 你的翻譯很浪漫:)
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隔空水桶預備中
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台灣CCR不意外
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是否願意接受水桶(Y/y)
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櫻花妹!!! 夢想
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他跟我們的想法一樣,這篇英文很簡單啊,大家應該都懂
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這一篇會有勇者嗎?
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外國魯蛇到台灣各個都變黃金巨蟒
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啊原文哩??
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easy to fuck
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CCR只看的懂老二啦,貼這作啥
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06/07 14:21, , 26F
之前廣告就有啦 兩個流浪漢對話說 去亞洲教英文
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06/07 14:21, , 27F
不錯 推一個 隨便去檢視一下這些白魯 超鳥的
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勇者快轉到ㄈㄈ尺版
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...
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翻得不錯啊~
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樓下勇者
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啪啪啪啪啪
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06/07 14:23, , 34F
是否願意接受隔空水桶? (Y/y)
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==以上是隔空水桶名單==
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幹 至少也收個錢吧 不然白人都以為台灣是免錢的酒店
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我不能轉~指望樓下勇士
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玩了玩了 隔空水桶準備
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不過話講回來,白魯蛇總是比黃魯蛇還要中看
06/07 14:23, 39F
還有 242 則推文
還有 1 段內文
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(  ̄□ ̄)/敬禮! <( ̄︹ ̄ )
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你還沒死耶! 長命推
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give me a break 翻成頗呵 真的很強
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CCR都滾啦
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希望不要再丟台灣人的臉了
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太中肯啦
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你真得是有史以來活最久的
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still在
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你們怎麼忽視上面有篇活更久
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存活一周紀念推
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你創了CCR版最長壽金氏紀錄!
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中肯到版主不敢砍??
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真愛無國界 真心祝福
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推文會不會被隔空水桶咧
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中肯
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哇 還在耶
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