Re: [閒聊] 我是白痴 我討厭今天

看板CCRomance (異國戀情)作者 (我的香港奮鬥生活)時間18年前 (2008/04/02 21:27), 編輯推噓15(15017)
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去年的愚人節因為已經跟胖獅子開始遠距, 所以當他說要跟我分手的時候我超難過的, 當我知道被耍了之後, 當下真的有馬上訂機票跑去海扁他一頓的衝動。 昨天上班的時候我偷偷跟胖獅子MSN: 我:hey....I need to tell you one thing........ 胖:what is that? (故意停個十分鐘) 胖:hey? are you ok? 我:I think....eh.....I don't know how to tell you.... 胖:WHAT HAPPENED??? 我:please don't get mad, ok? I really don't know how to tell.... 胖:JUST TELL ME!!!! 我:I am pregnant......... 胖:....are you sure? 我:....yes 胖:100% for sure? 我:YES!! 胖:(狂笑洋蔥頭表情符號) THAT IS EXEACTLY WHAT I EXPECT!!! QUIT YOU JOB, NOW!!! just go into your boss's office and tell him that "I quit!" my son is so clever, he knows what his daddy wants!! that's my boy!!!! 我:...................... (OS:你是打哪裡知道會是兒子?) (OS:原來你這麼希望我辭職喔.....Q_____Q) ...............honey, today is April 1st....... 胖:WAHT????? (晴天霹靂兔斯基表情圖案) you ruined my dream, my hope and my future!!!!! 我:=________=" (不理他,繼續工作) 我如果昨天真的跑去跟老闆說我要辭職,不知道老闆會不會相信?XD 但是我明天真的有打算要去講我會辭職了! -- I Want to Be Your Destiny。 http://blog.xuite.net/wuyiching411/shallwedance -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 220.246.94.33

04/02 22:34, , 1F
好sweet喔>///<
04/02 22:34, 1F

04/02 22:37, , 2F
嬌貴的跟胖獅子真甜蜜...歐~~羨慕捏
04/02 22:37, 2F

04/02 22:45, , 3F
哈哈哈哈 好好玩! 好甜喔你們! ^^
04/02 22:45, 3F

04/02 23:05, , 4F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好可愛
04/02 23:05, 4F

04/02 23:43, , 5F
好好笑喔 哈哈
04/02 23:43, 5F

04/02 23:47, , 6F
好好喔 好可愛喔
04/02 23:47, 6F

04/02 23:51, , 7F
哈哈哈~太可愛了! 原來昨天是愚人節,我完全忘記
04/02 23:51, 7F

04/02 23:50, , 8F
好好笑喲...那嬌貴凱撒琳要辭職到胖獅子的國家工作嗎?
04/02 23:50, 8F

04/02 23:52, , 9F
難怪我跟他說 我覺得我們撐不下去的時候 他居然回說:
04/02 23:52, 9F

04/02 23:53, , 10F
"No no, you cannot trick me!" ^^bb
04/02 23:53, 10F

04/02 23:54, , 11F
祝胖獅子的願望成真呀~ 真的好可愛的反應~ XD
04/02 23:54, 11F

04/03 00:00, , 12F
超好笑的 好可愛的胖獅子
04/03 00:00, 12F

04/03 00:00, , 13F
回動物區,胖獅子說我可以當貴婦,但是我不相信XDDD
04/03 00:00, 13F

04/03 00:01, , 14F
我們會先準備生小孩吧!胖獅子怕我太晚生會更辛苦~
04/03 00:01, 14F

04/03 00:01, , 15F
好棒! 小孩借我玩! XDDD
04/03 00:01, 15F

04/03 00:02, , 16F
歡迎!盡量!XDDD (我是怪媽媽)
04/03 00:02, 16F

04/03 00:03, , 17F
我也要玩~~~~~
04/03 00:03, 17F

04/03 00:03, , 18F
你家小孩也可以來給我玩...我是帶小孩高手
04/03 00:03, 18F

04/03 00:04, , 19F
屋喔喔~專業的d娘娘! = =+
04/03 00:04, 19F

04/03 01:09, , 20F
哇,會有小獅子了耶....萬歲萬歲 我要聽獅子唱歌~~
04/03 01:09, 20F

04/03 02:24, , 21F
超好笑....:D笑翻了...
04/03 02:24, 21F

04/03 13:38, , 22F
現在玩小孩排到第幾號了? XD
04/03 13:38, 22F

04/03 17:40, , 23F
話說,母獅訓練幼獅的方式就是從山崖上踢下去....XD
04/03 17:40, 23F

04/03 17:41, , 24F
大家想玩小獅子嗎?!(拋) (大誤)
04/03 17:41, 24F

04/03 17:42, , 25F
另外,回動物區大,妳有聽過獅吼可以變成一首歌嗎?XD
04/03 17:42, 25F

04/04 00:23, , 26F
(驚)獅吼有歌??!!我要聽我要聽~~ (該不會是河東獅吼吧)
04/04 00:23, 26F

04/04 10:00, , 27F
動物區大....妳認真了......囧
04/04 10:00, 27F

04/04 10:00, , 28F
有啦!他自己編的歪歌,不知道他在唱什麼鬼~
04/04 10:00, 28F

04/04 11:31, , 29F
想玩小孩+1....
04/04 11:31, 29F

04/04 14:08, , 30F
快來大家來排隊玩小孩 XD
04/04 14:08, 30F

04/04 21:21, , 31F
我要加入馴獅團 嘻嘻嘻 但是針對小獅子的喲
04/04 21:21, 31F

04/04 21:31, , 32F
動物區大是動物園園長嗎?!XD
04/04 21:31, 32F
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