Re: [討論]約炮怎麼那麼困難消失
※ 引述《guodong (四天過後)》之銘言:
: 會覺得約炮難的都是魯蛇。
: 不好意思,我說話就是這麼直率,沒有特別的意思
: 約不到的魯蛇們請別介意
: 那種一開口就是安安、幾歲、住哪、在幹嘛
: 連基本的聊天都不會,滿腦子只想約炮堪稱魯到了極點
: 如果約炮是終點,那聊天就是過程
: 只想馬上跑到終點卻完全不想付出過程,
: 這種人不但魯還窮,因為連嫖都沒錢,魯蛇王
: 就算是TM的金城武也會說個「你好,在下金城武」
: 而魯蛇王只會開口就是「要聊色嗎」「給約嗎」
: 廢物中的廢物,連開口噴出來的都是屎
: 不好意思,我說話就是這麼坦誠,沒特別的意思
: 給你一個女生,你也沒辦法跟她聊天,想約炮不如想著怎麼重新投胎
: 連聊天都不會的男人,不魯你魯誰?
我145 kg 我不覺得很難
雖然我已經被網路上公的異性
給拒絕108次了
我只要對網公們一喊
我要 修桿!我要 修桿!
網公們就會瞬間咻的一下,
像大群蝙蝠一樣的飛走了~
我聊天都還沒加壓加熱超過五分鐘耶!
145kg 連聊天也不會
我也是,超級魯魯魯~
超級窮窮窮~~~
我不要減肥,
我天然ㄟ尚好!
145kg 的胖姨要怎樣才能禳帥帥的網公心干情願的答硬我呢?
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