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看板sex (西斯 性愛)作者 (麥當勞)時間9年前 (2017/01/29 11:28), 編輯推噓109(110118)
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昨天晚上躺在床上翻來覆去的.. 睡不著 我就跟老婆說 .. 老婆 幫我摸一下 我有點感覺不到它了 我老婆就說.. 不要騙人了 每次你叫我摸 等等你就要強暴我 我說 怎麼可能 我不是這種人 我說 摸一次50 我老婆說 加個零 然後我說 那要做全套的 3000 她提議說 摸一下30秒 500 我說 好 然後2秒後 我說 阿不用了 我已經硬了 500 省起來 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 219.69.110.108 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1485660525.A.D3D.html

01/29 11:29, , 1F
省錢達人
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XDDDD
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笑了
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01/29 11:32, , 4F
有笑有推
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01/29 11:38, , 5F
這什麼啦,哈哈
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01/29 11:42, , 6F
老婆亻昔我
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01/29 11:43, , 7F
這什麼梗啊
01/29 11:43, 7F

01/29 11:44, , 8F
所以全套變2500?
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01/29 11:53, , 9F
XDDD
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01/29 11:54, , 10F
真的是老婆嗎XDD
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01/29 11:54, , 11F
要存在感幹嘛?
01/29 11:54, 11F

01/29 12:04, , 12F
想到錢就硬了
01/29 12:04, 12F

01/29 12:05, , 13F
2秒硬,本肥表示羨慕
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01/29 12:06, , 14F
兩秒硬 五秒射
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01/29 12:06, , 15F
不止省500還多省2500共省三千?
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01/29 12:08, , 16F
哈哈哈三小啦XDD
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01/29 12:08, , 17F
Xdddd
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01/29 12:11, , 18F
沒順便加碼,內射500,口爆加吸500,第二次免費
01/29 12:11, 18F

01/29 12:11, , 19F
有笑有推
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01/29 12:19, , 20F
xdddd
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01/29 12:33, , 21F
省錢一哥
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01/29 12:38, , 22F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/29 12:41, , 23F
嫂子好厲害
01/29 12:41, 23F

01/29 12:42, , 24F
幹 這好笑XDDDD
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01/29 12:45, , 25F
有笑
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01/29 12:46, , 26F
三小XDDD
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01/29 12:52, , 27F
拳頭?
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01/29 12:55, , 28F
哈哈哈哈
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01/29 12:56, , 29F
這個好笑!
01/29 12:56, 29F

01/29 12:58, , 30F
啥鬼wwwwww
01/29 12:58, 30F

01/29 13:02, , 31F
哈哈,好好笑
01/29 13:02, 31F

01/29 13:06, , 32F
幹 XDDD
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01/29 13:09, , 33F
有小孩後 只能用這招了...昨天兩個笑到不行
01/29 13:09, 33F

01/29 13:14, , 34F
什麼啦你們XD
01/29 13:14, 34F

01/29 13:17, , 35F
這對話太好笑了
01/29 13:17, 35F

01/29 13:23, , 36F
幹 廢文
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01/29 13:35, , 37F
幹!你是智障嗎XD
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01/29 13:36, , 38F
只能申請愛愛卷。上面還有附加條款...你們不懂啦....
01/29 13:36, 38F

01/29 13:40, , 39F
2秒硬了 29.9秒射了 省三千...
01/29 13:40, 39F
還有 50 則推文
01/29 18:29, , 90F
哈哈哈啊哈哈哈哈,給推
01/29 18:29, 90F

01/29 18:30, , 91F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈煩欸好可愛
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01/29 18:55, , 92F
XD
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01/29 18:59, , 93F
廢文,不過大過年的,新年快樂
01/29 18:59, 93F

01/29 19:30, , 94F
其實蠻好笑的哈哈
01/29 19:30, 94F

01/29 19:31, , 95F
嘴角上揚
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01/29 19:36, , 96F
幹廢到笑
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01/29 19:43, , 97F
老婆白眼翻到不能翻
01/29 19:43, 97F

01/29 20:06, , 98F
到底
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01/29 20:51, , 99F
po錯版?
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01/29 21:07, , 100F
抱歉...真的聽不懂
01/29 21:07, 100F

01/29 22:06, , 101F
哈哈哈廢到笑
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01/29 22:24, , 102F
幹 我笑惹XDD
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01/29 22:40, , 103F
XDDD
01/29 22:40, 103F

01/29 23:09, , 104F
有笑有推。
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01/29 23:25, , 105F
2秒硬,也算很敏感體質
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01/29 23:37, , 106F
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01/29 23:39, , 107F
......兩個禮拜沒那個都是妙瑩...
01/29 23:39, 107F

01/29 23:59, , 108F
太好笑了!
01/29 23:59, 108F

01/30 00:04, , 109F
超可愛
01/30 00:04, 109F

01/30 00:04, , 110F
太省了
01/30 00:04, 110F

01/30 00:05, , 111F
你給老婆3000,她還找你500咧
01/30 00:05, 111F

01/30 01:28, , 112F
太可愛ㄌ
01/30 01:28, 112F

01/30 02:17, , 113F
敲詐王 哈哈
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01/30 07:10, , 114F
推省500元
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01/30 08:41, , 115F
幹87
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01/30 19:31, , 116F
三小
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01/30 22:06, , 117F
XDDDDDD
01/30 22:06, 117F

01/30 22:27, , 118F
這三小
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01/31 07:23, , 119F
老婆是右手嗎?
01/31 07:23, 119F

01/31 08:38, , 120F
有笑有推
01/31 08:38, 120F

01/31 08:53, , 121F
有省有推
01/31 08:53, 121F

01/31 11:30, , 122F
好笑XDDDD
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01/31 12:11, , 123F
XDD
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01/31 15:51, , 124F
XDDD
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01/31 16:37, , 125F
XDDDDDDDDDDD
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01/31 18:33, , 126F
推一樓XDDDDDD
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01/31 20:04, , 127F
哩底勒共三小
01/31 20:04, 127F

02/01 16:19, , 128F
不懂為何被推爆???
02/01 16:19, 128F

02/07 16:37, , 129F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
02/07 16:37, 129F
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