[閒聊] 女友喜歡當S怎麼辦?已刪文
女友說他喜歡當S
動不動拿皮鞭 鞭,
木板打屁股,
蠟燭滴,
還要跪著叫媽媽。
我篤信佛教,每次他S上身。
我就要開始唸:阿彌陀佛,妖孽退散
有次,她要拿繩子綁,我就開始唸:大悲咒,大慈大悲觀世音菩薩!
她竟然說:老孫,沒在怕
我就說我是:唐三藏,阿娘喂
女友是S,該怎麼辦呢?
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