Re: [閒聊] 有人跟雙胞胎做過的嗎？已回收
小弟只是魯蛇業務
但有次跟客戶聊天，客戶聊開了就說出這段奇遇
這位客戶叫 jason，簡稱他Ｊ大好了
有次Ｊ大出差去大陸東莞，剛來的第一天長駐的同事
就帶著Ｊ大去"半山"酒店唱K了，半山是整條走廊的小姐都可以點的酒店
J大就點了一個A小姐進包廂開唱，A小姐問說:你們男生這麼多要不要多點幾位
J大回應:好啊，是你姊妹嗎?
A小姐說:是阿，真的是我妹妹，等等就過來
J大OS:襪靠~ 雙胞胎，難得機會怎能錯過
之後，J大就點了雙胞胎坐檯(400RMB/人)，唱著唱著(台灣人都愛唱很晚)~
慢慢有人帶著小姐各自離開，J大也問A小姐要不要跟他回家坐坐(暗示要一夜S)
A小姐說:不行，我去了我妹怎麼辦?
最後J大心想乾脆包她姐妹來雙飛，喬好過整夜(1200RMB/人)，兩姊妹也答應
就坐打D回J大的公寓
-----------------以上是舖後續悲慘的梗-----------------------
到公寓後兩姊妹不囉嗦
一個用手機放熱音，一個站在桌子上跳熱舞(邊跳開始邊脫)
此時J大吃下從台灣帶的威X剛後欣賞這一切
(5分鐘後...)
站在桌子上的不知道是姊姊還是妹妹，跳舞跳得忘我竟然踩空
踩空後正面顏部朝地(跟周星馳電影一樣)
爬起來後鼻血直流，此時她的姊妹呼喊著能不能帶她去看醫生
J大說不行，內心OS:林北都付錢還吃藥了，七孔流血都要來一砲
(我內心OS:這是恐怖片喔)
最後兩姊妹退錢孩哭求J大讓她去看醫生(此時鼻血還在流)
J大才悻悻然地放她們回去....
結果 根本沒西斯,只是場悲劇而已
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