[認真] 怎麼種草莓?已回收

看板sex (西斯 性愛)作者 (BABY FACE控)時間12年前 (2013/12/14 22:29), 編輯推噓36(43738)
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我想在女朋友脖子上種幾顆水果 可是怎麼吸都吸不出來 求解 -- Sent from my iPhone -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 27.245.237.89

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讓開 讓專業的來
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我來
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站內信女友圖阿
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有人會推吸手
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我幫你
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壞了
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....
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不難,只要用心人人都可以種草莓
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寶特瓶
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閃開,讓專業的來
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樓上想吸右手 0.0
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吸自己的右手嗎?
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哈哈哈 你看看你 被9n噓了
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你要有一套農具跟種子
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種花耶菜也不錯
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這次竟然不是ggininder
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說到種草莓! 突然想到某個趣事! 那時還蠻搞笑的 XD
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9n為什麼這麼凶 XDDDD
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....我也不會求指導XD
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沒阿 紅的喜氣咩
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不是很容易嗎...自己拿手練習就好啦
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試試菜花也許比較好種
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吸自己的手XDDDDD 有夠靠北
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我先教會你女友,她就會教你,誠腥誠液。
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挖個洞,把種子放進去。
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吸的當然吸不出來啊 你要用吹的
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.....
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伐伐伐伐伐伐伐木工
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GG inin zer
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矽膠是要怎麼吸出草莓阿
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1-3-9 劣退
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這需要天份der,我愛qn><
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買農地就可以種了
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AC>/////////////<
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冬天到了不會中草莓~~那你等夏天中芒果好了
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為什麼沒有蟑螂>////////<
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去大湖吧
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人還在外面忙,我用手機怎麼推=_=
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改種菜吧…
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活該,誰叫你不在NBA台北賽時去夜店問草莓獸
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用手機才神啊AC大
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不會Google喔
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要施肥
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吸了就會變這樣http://ppt.cc/lc9G
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塑膠材質種不出草莓的......
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用嘴巴吸不出來不會用吸塵器喔...
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問草莓獸
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種草莓 落伍了 現在都直接掛一串佛珠的
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AC!!難得推文不是圖XD
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漏風
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去問妳女友吧,我教她了。
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你女朋友是充氣娃娃嗎?
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當學生時無知覺得很好玩, 工作後很討厭男生提出這種要求
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因為第二天脖子上吻痕是要怎麼上班啦! 更別提胸口上吻痕
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笨版有一個自己幫自己種草莓的 我覺得蠻好笑的= =
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拔罐你懂嗎?
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沖脫泡蓋送。
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現在草莓季節 草莓都種好要收成了你才在種 太慢了
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沒西斯點,掰
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qn好兇喔>////<
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之前有新聞 種草莓在脖子導致中風
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要用心去體會
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廢文為何沒人噓?!
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∩__∩         ∩__∩
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|ˊ︵ ︵ˋ科 ╴-一 ╴ー 頗~/︵ ︵|
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∕ (⊙)(⊙) 科 (/" " )".ㄏ(⊙)(⊙) ˋ
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| ( _●_) ≡ :/  :::: ≡ (_●_ ) |(扭)
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╴╴≡  |∪| ミ :i ─":|ミ﹑|∪|  ≡╴╴
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ˋ__ ﹨ˊ \ ˋ..::: ij(_● /﹨ˊ ノ__ˊ
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(扭) / ╱ ﹀ :|| |' i。﹀ \ \
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/ ╴/ :|:| @ | |: ╲╴ \
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∩__∩
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要種草莓 /︵ ︵ |
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不會去超市買種子來種 (⊙)(⊙)ˋ
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≡(_●_ )@ |_
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ミ﹑|∪|  \
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你為什麼會有能在這得到解答的錯覺?
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嘴巴用力吸空氣
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拿手臂練習啊!
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拔罐+1 Size可選,請洽中醫推拿師╮(╯▽╰)╭
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qn救了這篇廢文
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蜂窩性組織炎
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讓我示範
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推AC
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