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Re: [認真] 射到眼睛了已回收

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※ 引述《ice628622 (v小盒子v)》之銘言： : 一早醒來很有興致 : 打開a片打手槍時射太用力噴到眼睛了 : 現在眼睛紅紅的會不會瞎掉 : 沒想到會有這麼一天被自己顏射 說真的，這事情可大可小 為什麼呢？因為有兩億隻(應該也許好像可能聽說或許大概據說似乎有)精蟲 把你的眼珠子 當成卵子在衝洞，期待變成人唷 所以剛開始你會很痛 當他們都累翻了後，就會停了 -- Send From My Ibon 5S -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 203.73.150.205
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半夜被AC大圖差點笑死．．．．洨輪眼！！！
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AC大超有梗XDDDD
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幹 這圖XDD
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ㄏㄏㄏ笑死我
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這圖太有梗了...XDD
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推AC大，這圖令我嘴角嚴重失控ing，太好笑了~~~
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這週已經到禮拜五了，我終於真心笑了，謝謝你ac4r
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為什麼沒爆?
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不是AC大的話 這篇大概已經X2
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會得飛蚊症
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推AC大
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