Re: [討論] 打手槍衛生紙的用法已回收

看板sex (西斯 性愛)作者 (9527)時間12年前 (2013/09/25 20:29), 編輯推噓43(4859)
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用衛生紙根本過氣又老土 像我這種都會潮男都馬用口香糖 先嚼到沒有甜味之後 黏在馬眼上 一爆發就是一個大泡泡 每次去夜店用這招都一堆妹尖叫 走到哪都是焦點 一堆妹要我的洨泡 一直貼上來 個人是喜歡用airwaves極酷嗆涼薄荷口味 夠涼又夠潮 不過去夜店表演時通常要用飛壘口香糖 一次嚼兩片 這樣吹出來的泡泡才夠大 而什麼青鍵、黃鍵那種是鄉下人在用的 太LOW -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 1.173.57.139

09/25 20:30, , 1F
是喔
09/25 20:30, 1F

09/25 20:31, , 2F
極酷嗆涼馬眼不會冰冰的嗎
09/25 20:31, 2F

09/25 20:45, , 3F
我的洨本來就可以射出泡泡了 正妹看了都要回去玩
09/25 20:45, 3F

09/25 20:46, , 4F
原來你的屁都是從馬眼放的
09/25 20:46, 4F

09/25 21:00, , 5F
有創意推
09/25 21:00, 5F

09/25 21:06, , 6F
有笑有推
09/25 21:06, 6F

09/25 21:30, , 7F
豪洨文大賽開始~~~~
09/25 21:30, 7F

09/25 21:40, , 8F
去夜店還要打手槍,有點慘
09/25 21:40, 8F

09/25 21:46, , 9F
你這篇已經有點4V45的味道了, 再多加油!
09/25 21:46, 9F

09/25 21:50, , 10F
超北七
09/25 21:50, 10F

09/25 22:08, , 11F
用熱熔膠不是更好? 傻傻的
09/25 22:08, 11F

09/25 22:46, , 12F
XDDDDDDD
09/25 22:46, 12F

09/25 22:48, , 13F
太豪洨
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09/25 23:10, , 14F
有豪洨有推
09/25 23:10, 14F

09/25 23:11, , 15F
超豪小XDDDDDDDDDDD
09/25 23:11, 15F

09/25 23:14, , 16F
豪小到有剩XDDDDDDDD
09/25 23:14, 16F

09/25 23:17, , 17F
你媽的 害我笑翻
09/25 23:17, 17F

09/25 23:23, , 18F
北七喔XDDD
09/25 23:23, 18F

09/25 23:36, , 19F
幹!已笑翻
09/25 23:36, 19F

09/25 23:43, , 20F
做愛到ㄧ半看到,笑翻惹
09/25 23:43, 20F

09/25 23:44, , 21F
潮到滴水 膜拜
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09/25 23:56, , 22F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
09/25 23:56, 22F

09/25 23:58, , 23F
有笑有推!!
09/25 23:58, 23F

09/26 00:05, , 24F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/26 00:05, 24F

09/26 00:20, , 25F
幹 有笑有推XD
09/26 00:20, 25F

09/26 00:34, , 26F
XDDDD
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09/26 00:42, , 27F
我居然笑了
09/26 00:42, 27F

09/26 00:45, , 28F
媽呀,廢到我笑的停不下來.....虧你想得出來
09/26 00:45, 28F

09/26 00:47, , 29F
廢到笑不停啦XDDDD
09/26 00:47, 29F

09/26 00:51, , 30F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/26 00:51, 30F

09/26 00:52, , 31F
廢到有剩
09/26 00:52, 31F

09/26 00:56, , 32F
做愛到一半看到笑翻的那個是怎樣...XD
09/26 00:56, 32F

09/26 01:01, , 33F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/26 01:01, 33F

09/26 01:07, , 34F
幹 笑翻了XDDDDDDD
09/26 01:07, 34F

09/26 01:14, , 35F
北七
09/26 01:14, 35F

09/26 01:16, , 36F
XDDDDDDDDDD
09/26 01:16, 36F

09/26 01:23, , 37F
你是尿尿尿出泡泡 尿酸太高要小心啊
09/26 01:23, 37F

09/26 01:42, , 38F
有笑有推
09/26 01:42, 38F

09/26 01:57, , 39F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/26 01:57, 39F

09/26 02:10, , 40F
洨泡是怎樣 還可以甩人是不是?
09/26 02:10, 40F

09/26 02:29, , 41F
沒笑
09/26 02:29, 41F

09/26 03:26, , 42F
幹我笑了哈哈哈
09/26 03:26, 42F

09/26 05:39, , 43F
笑惹XDD
09/26 05:39, 43F

09/26 08:48, , 44F
笑死啦XDDDDDDDDD
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09/26 10:12, , 45F
幹超北七
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09/26 11:36, , 46F
XDDDDDDDDDD
09/26 11:36, 46F

09/26 12:22, , 47F
我笑點越來越低了....
09/26 12:22, 47F

09/26 13:01, , 48F
莫名其妙XD"
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09/26 13:22, , 49F
創意
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09/26 13:50, , 50F
淦 這裡是西斯板不是就可板阿XD
09/26 13:50, 50F

09/26 16:11, , 51F
超智障 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/26 16:11, 51F

09/26 16:24, , 52F
你沒參加豪洨大賽真可惜
09/26 16:24, 52F

09/26 19:14, , 53F
濠洨~只能給噓
09/26 19:14, 53F

09/26 19:27, , 54F
結果你有糖尿病還可以補充糖分,自己拿來回收還能嚼
09/26 19:27, 54F

09/26 23:15, , 55F
幹廢得好笑 洨泡是三小XDDDDDDDD
09/26 23:15, 55F

09/27 00:33, , 56F
XDDDD
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09/27 06:04, , 57F
剛剛試過了阿...根本吹不出泡泡....
09/27 06:04, 57F

09/27 08:21, , 58F
謝分享 馬上跑去試試看
09/27 08:21, 58F

09/27 12:58, , 59F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/27 12:58, 59F
darkcola:轉錄至看板 joke 09/27 18:56

09/30 01:54, , 60F
幹為什麼我一直笑啦== =
09/30 01:54, 60F

09/30 15:01, , 61F
靠北喔 超好笑
09/30 15:01, 61F

06/06 11:19, , 62F
XD
06/06 11:19, 62F
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