[討論] 受孕的機率已回收

看板sex (西斯 性愛)作者 (梅子綠)時間13年前 (2013/08/17 00:01), 編輯推噓28(37921)
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跟另一半在月經來前一個禮拜做兩次,兩次也都有戴!可是喜歡射了還多督幾下讓她舒服久點 之後一直沒來,看過醫生驗沒有,吃催經藥也沒來,離推算時間晚2個禮拜了.. Google一下有人狀況很像最後在復診是懷孕.... 各位認為機率高嗎..... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 42.78.125.223

08/17 00:04, , 1F
吃催經藥還沒來...施主保重
08/17 00:04, 1F

08/17 00:04, , 2F
應該是多督的那兩下把子宮督爆了,從此沒月經
08/17 00:04, 2F

08/17 00:04, , 3F
高中狀元
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08/17 00:06, , 4F
多督幾下是你舒服吧?
08/17 00:06, 4F

08/17 00:07, , 5F
大概0.01%, 除非對方不是女的 那就再也不會來了
08/17 00:07, 5F

08/17 00:08, , 6F
還有,你會不會把屎洞當臭鮑督
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08/17 00:09, , 7F
趁肚子大起來前多督幾次
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08/17 00:11, , 8F
多囊性卵巢
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08/17 00:11, , 9F
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人 紅的喜氣
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08/17 00:14, , 10F
你推算最後做的那天 推個18天 再驗一次 沒有應該就沒了
08/17 00:14, 10F

08/17 00:16, , 11F
媽的你們居然這麼認真,我就不信插屎洞也能受孕
08/17 00:16, 11F

08/17 00:28, , 12F
前女友之前也是吃了催經藥(不只一次) 打了催經針 後來也是
08/17 00:28, 12F

08/17 00:29, , 13F
沒懷孕 整整晚了2個月 快嚇死
08/17 00:29, 13F

08/17 00:31, , 14F
我朋友老婆懷孕三個月了才驗出來
08/17 00:31, 14F

08/17 00:39, , 15F
原來是被戴綠帽,安心上路
08/17 00:39, 15F

08/17 00:40, , 16F
左手要生了?
08/17 00:40, 16F

08/17 00:40, , 17F
我朋友的朋友的老婆 懷孕12個月了才知道
08/17 00:40, 17F

08/17 00:44, , 18F
12個月= =
08/17 00:44, 18F

08/17 00:44, , 19F
月經前懷孕機率超低
08/17 00:44, 19F

08/17 00:50, , 20F
12周吧...12個月??
08/17 00:50, 20F

08/17 00:53, , 21F
可能出生後兩個月才知道當爸爸了吧..
08/17 00:53, 21F

08/17 00:56, , 22F
應該是想打1.2個月吧@@
08/17 00:56, 22F

08/17 01:00, , 23F
你朋友的朋友是李靖嗎
08/17 01:00, 23F

08/17 01:16, , 24F
推 just206:我朋友的朋友的老婆 懷孕12個月了才知道
08/17 01:16, 24F

08/17 01:16, , 25F
安全期並不表示能安全騎喔!
08/17 01:16, 25F

08/17 01:23, , 26F
恭喜老爺
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08/17 01:25, , 27F
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
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08/17 01:27, , 28F
╭─────────╮
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│幹你媽的忘記帶套了│ 事前不戴套 事後洨爆爆
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╰───╮─────╯
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◢███◣ ╭───────╮
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_◤ ≡ ▌ │把拔,洨洨吃吃│
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│ ─⊙-⊙┤ ╰────╭──╯
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╱ │@ 皿 │
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∕ \ ︶ /
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∕╲, ╲╴_) ╲ ◢██◣
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∕ ╲, ╲∕╲ ╲n╴ ▌ █
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( _, ╲ ╲╴╴n╴≡ ▌□︵□◥▌
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08/17 01:27, , 39F
- ︵╲ ╲ ╲╴╴╴╴≡ ~● ╲▽ ╱
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) ╴ ╲ ╲ ◢ ◢
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08/17 01:27, , 41F
(﹏)╲╴╴) ╴)原作KaneNod ◣x ◣
08/17 01:27, 41F

08/17 01:31, , 42F
XDD
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08/17 01:32, , 43F
友朋洨吃~
08/17 01:32, 43F

08/17 01:40, , 44F
XDDD
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08/17 01:52, , 45F
這圖 是怎樣啦 XD
08/17 01:52, 45F

08/17 02:06, , 46F
高中時遲來一個月 每天都很緊繃
08/17 02:06, 46F

08/17 02:08, , 47F
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
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08/17 02:14, , 48F
2F讓我快笑死 哈哈哈
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08/17 02:27, , 49F
在等一兩個禮拜 開始吐和嗜睡就是啦
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08/17 02:56, , 50F
2樓XDDDD
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08/17 03:25, , 51F
表弟沒戴
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08/17 04:07, , 52F
~~~綠油油n n
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08/17 06:58, , 53F
恭喜唷
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08/17 07:35, , 54F
skhan:多督幾下是你舒服吧? XDDDDD
08/17 07:35, 54F

08/17 10:09, , 55F
14天了不會驗哦?
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08/17 10:23, , 56F
多督兩下那你還戴個屁?浪費錢最後還不是一樣搞大了?
08/17 10:23, 56F

08/17 10:59, , 57F
我朋友的朋友 生下來了才知道懷孕
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08/17 11:00, , 58F
恭喜老爺 賀喜夫人
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08/17 11:59, , 59F
ac大是常駐西斯推文就對了
08/17 11:59, 59F

08/17 13:47, , 60F
驗DNA正夯
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08/17 14:49, , 61F
恭喜懷孕了!!!!!!!!!!
08/17 14:49, 61F

08/17 15:08, , 62F
免錢的老爹...
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08/17 15:15, , 63F
多督兩下沒帶套嗎?
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08/17 15:58, , 64F
有什麼好問的 驗了不就知道
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08/18 09:58, , 65F
恭喜 晚兩個禮拜 大概九成確定懷孕了
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08/18 14:20, , 66F
成功抓交替
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08/19 15:59, , 67F
紅囍氣 現在驗你就知道多督兩下會怎樣了
08/19 15:59, 67F
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