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臣斗膽 恕草民向天朝二位皇上諫言 皇上已多日未臨朝聽政,與世事多有脫節,聽信小人讒言,是非不分 甚者,執法不公,處分不周,致天朝上下民怨四起 臣便是向上天借膽,亦在此祈請皇上聽政 勿再畏首畏尾,沉溺於內院之中 否則本朝敗亡之日指日可見 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 49.216.208.214 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/WomenTalk/M.1473099389.A.079.html

09/06 02:17, , 1F
皇帝只會有一人,你搞錯了。
09/06 02:17, 1F
本朝有二位皇上

09/06 02:18, , 2F
噗,有創意推一下
09/06 02:18, 2F

09/06 02:20, , 3F
馬上要被拖去斬了
09/06 02:20, 3F
※ 編輯: et22639643 (49.216.208.214), 09/06/2016 02:21:04

09/06 02:21, , 4F
狗頭鍘伺候
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09/06 02:22, , 5F
從此君王不早朝
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09/06 02:24, , 6F
興文字獄囉
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09/06 02:25, , 7F
笑了~撒花 (* ̄▽ ̄)/‧☆*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
09/06 02:25, 7F

09/06 02:27, , 8F
有笑有推
09/06 02:27, 8F

09/06 02:31, , 9F
你覺得版主素質看的懂嗎?
09/06 02:31, 9F

09/06 02:32, , 10F
笑了推一下
09/06 02:32, 10F

09/06 02:34, , 11F
XD
09/06 02:34, 11F

09/06 02:41, , 12F
灑花(* ̄(00) ̄)/‧★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
09/06 02:41, 12F

09/06 02:44, , 13F
版主看不懂啦
09/06 02:44, 13F

09/06 02:50, , 14F
哈哈哈 笑翻
09/06 02:50, 14F

09/06 02:58, , 15F
這被斬的時候一定會看到夏天飛雪的
09/06 02:58, 15F

09/06 02:59, , 16F
^_^
09/06 02:59, 16F

09/06 02:59, , 17F
天大的冤屈啊
09/06 02:59, 17F

09/06 03:02, , 18F
請恕我攔轎
09/06 03:02, 18F

09/06 03:12, , 19F
大膽肥仔!膽敢污篾當今聖上 推出去斬
09/06 03:12, 19F

09/06 03:17, , 20F
大膽刁民,犯此大逆不道之罪,拖出去閹了
09/06 03:17, 20F

09/06 03:27, , 21F
大膽刁民,皇上的思路你豈能理解?
09/06 03:27, 21F

09/06 04:00, , 22F
逆臣膽敢鬼話連篇、妖言惑眾 賞你一丈紅
09/06 04:00, 22F

09/06 06:20, , 23F
皇上:念在你一片忠心,賜你豆腐一塊
09/06 06:20, 23F

09/06 06:49, , 24F
你太高估的牠的智商惹
09/06 06:49, 24F

09/06 07:11, , 25F
來人啊~ 拖下去斬了~
09/06 07:11, 25F

09/06 07:21, , 26F
09/06 07:21, 26F

09/06 07:21, , 27F
已敗亡
09/06 07:21, 27F

09/06 07:25, , 28F
所以你到底是臣 還是草民 哈哈
09/06 07:25, 28F

09/06 07:41, , 29F
你要被桶了
09/06 07:41, 29F

09/06 07:42, , 30F
版主:噢你稱讚我們是皇帝 看你說話中肯給推不桶你惹
09/06 07:42, 30F

09/06 07:42, , 31F
推。哈哈哈哈哈哈
09/06 07:42, 31F

09/06 07:43, , 32F
但到底是臣還是草民哈哈
09/06 07:43, 32F

09/06 07:45, , 33F
彷彿聽見水聲
09/06 07:45, 33F

09/06 07:48, , 34F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/06 07:48, 34F

09/06 07:51, , 35F
拉下去水桶20年
09/06 07:51, 35F

09/06 08:00, , 36F
推出午門 斬首示眾
09/06 08:00, 36F

09/06 08:03, , 37F
灑花(* ̄(00) ̄)/‧★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
09/06 08:03, 37F

09/06 08:05, , 38F
你要被桶了
09/06 08:05, 38F

09/06 08:06, , 39F
警察超狂XDDDDDD
09/06 08:06, 39F

09/06 08:09, , 40F
來人啊,拖出去
09/06 08:09, 40F

09/06 08:09, , 41F
雪蝗:來人啊 拖出去桶了
09/06 08:09, 41F

09/06 08:25, , 42F
XDDD
09/06 08:25, 42F

09/06 08:40, , 43F
雪黃:何不食肉糜?
09/06 08:40, 43F

09/06 08:47, , 44F
臣亮言:...今水桶滿滿,阿宅灑花,此誠危急存亡之秋也
09/06 08:47, 44F

09/06 08:48, , 45F
朕知道了
09/06 08:48, 45F

09/06 08:49, , 46F
斬首示眾!
09/06 08:49, 46F

09/06 08:57, , 47F
哈哈 好好笑噢
09/06 08:57, 47F

09/06 08:59, , 48F
冒犯天恩,斬立決
09/06 08:59, 48F

09/06 09:18, , 49F
怒看本本 二版取暖 誰管你一版死活
09/06 09:18, 49F

09/06 09:38, , 50F
太監? 宮女?
09/06 09:38, 50F

09/06 09:40, , 51F
你腿惹這版已敗亡
09/06 09:40, 51F

09/06 09:42, , 52F
怎麼還在靜版R
09/06 09:42, 52F

09/06 09:42, , 53F
雷霆雨露皆是君恩,你自盡吧
09/06 09:42, 53F

09/06 09:52, , 54F
灑宅宅花 (* ̄▽ ̄)/‧☆*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
09/06 09:52, 54F

09/06 09:54, , 55F
灑花(* '(oo)')/‧☆*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
09/06 09:54, 55F

09/06 09:59, , 56F
出來面對!
09/06 09:59, 56F

09/06 10:02, , 57F
有看過比干 龍逢嗎 向雞巴皇上諫言 會死很慘
09/06 10:02, 57F

09/06 10:35, , 58F
XDDDD
09/06 10:35, 58F

09/06 10:35, , 59F
國之將亡 必有妖孽
09/06 10:35, 59F

09/06 10:48, , 60F
水桶裝水中~
09/06 10:48, 60F

09/06 10:57, , 61F
昏君*2 (* ̄▽ ̄)/‧★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
09/06 10:57, 61F

09/06 11:04, , 62F
XD
09/06 11:04, 62F

09/06 11:17, , 63F
來人 拖出去桶了
09/06 11:17, 63F

09/06 11:21, , 64F
看我把你貶到邊疆~~~~
09/06 11:21, 64F

09/06 11:36, , 65F
皇上真噁心
09/06 11:36, 65F

09/06 11:49, , 66F
你到底是臣還是草民啦
09/06 11:49, 66F

09/06 12:17, , 67F
創意推
09/06 12:17, 67F

09/06 12:17, , 68F
尼破壞皇城和氣,雪皇要氣噗噗了
09/06 12:17, 68F

09/06 12:21, , 69F
哈哈好強
09/06 12:21, 69F

09/06 12:36, , 70F
溫拿撒花(* ̄(00) ̄)/‧★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
09/06 12:36, 70F

09/06 12:44, , 71F
哈哈
09/06 12:44, 71F

09/06 13:04, , 72F
來人哪~賜桶
09/06 13:04, 72F

09/06 13:04, , 73F
09/06 13:04, 73F

09/06 13:14, , 74F
斬了(* ̄▽ ̄)/‧★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆
09/06 13:14, 74F

09/06 15:25, , 75F
罷免會很難嗎?認真問
09/06 15:25, 75F

09/06 15:32, , 76F
大概只比我家小狗最近生小貓難一點而已,認真答
09/06 15:32, 76F

09/06 15:55, , 77F
Oo
09/06 15:55, 77F

09/06 17:02, , 78F
清君側阿
09/06 17:02, 78F

09/06 18:41, , 79F
放肆 皇上豈是你一介小民可嘴
09/06 18:41, 79F

09/06 22:59, , 80F
有笑有推
09/06 22:59, 80F

09/07 02:05, , 81F
拖出去斬了
09/07 02:05, 81F

09/07 12:37, , 82F
秋後處桶
09/07 12:37, 82F

09/08 00:10, , 83F
明朝皇上幾十年不上朝還不是好好的現在這邊才幾天
09/08 00:10, 83F
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