[問題] 女孩們都很討厭小偷嗎已回收

看板WomenTalk (女人話題)作者 (紅豆生南國龜頭長花枝)時間10年前 (2016/04/20 15:21), 編輯推噓-41(105121)
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女孩們安安 今天小魯去麥當勞用餐,準備離開的時候 幫我結帳的女店員拉著店經理,邊哭邊指著我說:「就是他,他是小偷」 我錯愕的問了我偷了什麼 她回答說:「你偷走了我的心」 於是我留下了我的手機號碼私下和解,不然又要吃一場官司了 這已經是這個月第五次了,請問女孩們是不是都很排斥小偷呢 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 110.30.196.103 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/WomenTalk/M.1461136907.A.900.html

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誰喜歡小偷啊XDDDDDD 你這什麼反串文拉
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……
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在工三小
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第一段看完我就猜到了,廢文也可以有點創意嗎?
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04/20 15:24, , 5F
這暱稱 ...
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04/20 15:25, , 7F
你非法摘取人體器官?
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來亂的
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04/20 15:26, , 9F
你偷走了我的噓>///<我恨你!討厭、討厭、討厭你
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04/20 15:26, , 10F
還沒點進來就猜到了=_=菜逼八 滾回去練練
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...
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04/20 15:29, , 12F
哈哈哈哈,北爛xD
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04/20 15:30, , 13F
這20年前的小說台詞也在拿出來用,進化一下好嗎
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...
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下一位
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04/20 15:39, , 17F
真的不好笑.....
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04/20 15:40, , 18F
為什麼一直都有這種文?
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04/20 15:41, , 19F
。。?
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04/20 15:43, , 20F
想問一下..你覺得很好笑??
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04/20 15:47, , 21F
無聊到爆
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長花枝快去看醫生好嗎
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醒醒
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板主呢
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....
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乾 你偷走我的2!!!!!
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....
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想紅是吧
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小偷和廢文都很討厭
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違反板規,嗶嗶!
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04/20 15:56, , 31F
你一定很不受歡迎
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= =
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04/20 15:57, , 33F
下一位
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04/20 15:58, , 34F
你確定腦沒被偷嗎?
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04/20 16:00, , 35F
她要是知道你龜頭長花枝就會保護好自己的心了
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04/20 16:01, , 36F
腦被偷XD
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無聊當有趣,難怪沒女人緣
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歹笑
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你掏甲賽啦
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廢到金排球
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笑了
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讚讚讚
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頗廢XD
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.......
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無聊
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笑還是噓
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偷走我的1了mamay
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XDDDDD
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04/20 16:29, , 49F
偷腦補腦,你偷錯器官了
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04/20 16:31, , 50F
在做夢嗎
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XD
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笑惹
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廢到笑
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雨八
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啥?
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可惡等等補噓
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該醒囉
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廢到笑
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廢到笑xD
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是夢裡嗎
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zzz
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04/20 18:14, , 64F
版主 有人砸場子啊!
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你好幽默喔 女人緣應該很好吧
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04/20 18:20, , 66F
廢到笑
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誰會喜歡?
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廢到笑....
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覺得可憐....QQ
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04/20 18:48, , 71F
下次你要問他小姐你有沒有萬金油
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04/20 19:04, , 72F
可憐
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你的廢文偷走我的讚,我不得不給你噓
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妄想症請去看醫生
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很好笑啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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廢到笑給你一個讚
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太廢
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我笑了…
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04/21 00:01, , 80F
不噓不行
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04/21 00:31, , 81F
廢到笑XD但這裡不是就可版......
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04/21 14:45, , 82F
無聊
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