[閒聊] 身體不做嘴巴倒是挺誠實(?)

看板CCRomance (異國戀情)作者dreamsclouds (花)時間17年前 (2009/04/16 09:03)推噓13(13推 0噓 1→)

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還在待業中的天天窩在家的我常常在下午時分出外走走以呼吸新鮮空氣然後再與威廉相約下班後一起買菜回家話說今天一如往常走到市區準備先買菜再等威廉一起回家傳簡訊給他告訴他我的所在地忽然想... 如果每天都傳一樣的那不就太無聊了？！因此... Dear Mr. 丁丁(威廉的姓), Your beautiful, adorable, cutie cute girlfriend has been trapped by Brad Pitt to be his future potential wife. If you would like to rescue her, you have to give her a call right after work to find out the next clue. But be quick! Otherwise she will be rescued by some other random cute but not as cute as you are guys! Ohohohoh no!! (hear she scream?) <中文翻譯> 親愛的丁丁先生你的美麗的惹人憐愛的超級可愛的女朋友被小布給抓去當未來老婆的人選啦! 如果你要救他的話請下班後儘快打電話給他以取得下一步指示但是動作要快唷～要不然就會有一些比你差一點點但還是有帥到的人把他給救走了! 哦哦哦哦哦不～～～ (聽到她的尖叫聲了齁？) 過不知多久之後～～～口袋中的手機響起了"大同大同國貨好～"(註) 威廉: Hey Honey, where are you? 花: Hello, you have now reached Brad Pitt's phone! (自以為是的繼續演下去Orz) Your girlfriend is now being trapped in M&S! Please come and kiss your bride!! Please come and kiss your bride!! Please come and kiss your bride!! ....... I mean, girlfriend!!! (呃阿... 為什麼我會說bride!!! 我明明要說Girlfriend阿阿阿阿阿) 威廉: 楞了一下... (話中含笑) Okay! Here I come!! Anyways.... 我的王子還是來到了M&S用親吻拯救了他的花花公主但！！！！！那個bride究竟是怎麼回事...... (抱頭) 註：感謝臉臉的大同音樂! 我愛死了!!! (飛撲) 我把他設為威廉專屬的來電響鈴!!! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 93.97.134.137

[閒聊] 身體不做 嘴巴倒是挺誠實(?)

[閒聊] 身體不做嘴巴倒是挺誠實(?)