[閒聊] 三字經-英譯

看板CCRomance (異國戀情)作者jennie0815 (不"含"而立)時間18年前 (2008/04/21 12:16)推噓21(21推 0噓 6→)

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剛發現我電腦檔案中有個不正經的翻譯還蠻白爛的… 但淺顯易懂中午時間就邊看邊配午餐嘍!<(￣︶￣)> === 三字經 ==== 人之初：At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初) 性本善：Sex is good.(白話文:性是美好的) 性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴) 習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之) 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不隨時勤練精進) 性乃遷：Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活) 教之道：The way of learning it..(英翻中:學習性的指導原則) 貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人) 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母) 擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康) 子不學：If you don t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....) 斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉) 竇燕山：Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:竇先生,名人) 有義方：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常讚的藥方教五子：All his five son took it.(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖) 名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名) 養不教：If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....) 父之過：It is all your fault..(英翻中:這所有最過都是你造成的) 教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....) 師之惰：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底) 子不學：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....) 非所宜：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤) 幼不學：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....) 老何為：you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力) 玉不琢：If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟) 不成器：It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯) 人不學：If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為) 不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.211.51.126

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