[討論] 呼籲大家別再打手槍了
由於小弟我單身
一個人睡 在空虛寂寞覺得冷之時
都會尻槍紓壓一下
但是最近鬼月 我常常晚上聽到不尋常的聲音
似乎在哀豪著 從垃圾桶裡傳出來
我嚇的天天倒垃圾
後來想想
原來我打完手槍的衛生紙丟在垃圾桶
因為我的遺棄生命 所以常常來找我
讓我整個農曆七月都不得安寧
所以呼籲大家 別再大手槍了!!!
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