[新聞]蛤蠣豪猛!男吃完「射不停」 掛急診慘叫
網搜小組/綜合報導
吃完蛤蠣射不停?適逢中秋佳節,家家戶戶都開始烤肉大戰,蛤蠣更是燒烤聖品,幾乎是
各家必備的食材。然而臉書粉絲專頁「急診醫師的眼睛」分享一起超離奇急診病例,男病
患到院後竟稱「昨天吃到不新鮮的蛤蠣後開始拉肚子,而且還一直射精」,令現場醫護人
員相當傻眼。
「我不在乎那個拉肚子!可以讓射精停下來嗎?昨天晚上到現在,每小時一次!又來了!
又來了!」男病患在急診室狂呼,但醫生也束手無策,只能默默地去查paper看看該如何
處理,一旁天真的小護士還問「是哪個海岸出產的牡蠣?」
這起超離奇病例讓網友看了全笑瘋,「這太好笑了,最後到底怎麼處理啊?」、「是腫瘤
壓迫到副交感神經?」、「什麼蛤蠣這麼厲害,我高價收購」、「笑死,這病真的罕見啊
」、「那蛤蠣可能死的不太甘願,詛咒吃牠的人下場就是射不停!」
原文網址: http://www.ettoday.net/news/20160919/777559.htm
備註:
1.不管他嗑了什麼,先給五樓來一份。
2.想停但是停不下來,直到XX成海。
3.版上30CM出不來的大大有解了。
4.想瘦的大大有福了,雙出快感,無與倫比。
5.記者錯誤???
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