[閒聊] 雞雞很癢的時候怎麼辦?

看板sex (西斯 性愛)作者 (比較醜的金宇彬)時間10年前 (2016/09/16 14:22), 編輯推噓19(311219)
留言62則, 57人參與, 最新討論串1/1
這裡的癢不是指雞雞長皮膚病的癢 是指超級想尻的癢 相信大家一定都有在公共場合雞雞莫名超級癢的時候 像是上課、咪挺、開會、捷運、公車、岳父岳母家等等地方 又不能隨意離席跑去尻,這時候大家會怎麼辦勒? 我是會翹腳,用大腿夾懶叫啦,大家呢? 討論一下八! --

07/19 12:52,
我那個朋友算是有點在混的 就嗆說拎杯流氓啦 你有種就割
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07/19 12:52,
包皮
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07/19 12:53,
拎杯帶人把你的店撞撞掉 那個老闆馬上就鐵門拉下來休息了
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07/19 12:53,
半小時又開始打槍
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07/19 12:53,
大概才早上不到十點 所以惡人終須惡人治
07/19 12:53
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切吧壞了
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媽媽說雞雞癢的時候 倒立就不會癢了
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倒立是什麼梗 看不懂
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