[討論] 伴侶吃大蒜，該如何撐住？已刪文
如題：
久違來一發
但另一半在晚餐吃了拉麵配許多大蒜…
嗯…是許多大蒜
我的媽呀
接吻瞬間就快昏倒了…
驚天動地蒜味襲捲而來
當下眼睛一閉還是撐完全場
我終於可以理解吸血鬼怕大蒜的心情了…
我的方法是改親脖子後方、或鎖骨等
請問各位會如何？
1、輸人不輸陣，neko可以做到，想相信自己也可以。
2、藉故閃躲，表示今天身體不舒服。
3、承擔被另一半怒幹的風險，叫他立刻馬上迅速去刷牙。
4、改用69戰術，給自己一個蒜味屌。
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