[站慶] ttb請進已回收
我一直很多話想跟你說
回想以前我們兩人一起共事的時候
你就一直是帥氣的存在
而我是丟臉搞笑的代表
你就好似羅志祥一樣
人帥身材好粉絲眾多能力強
匿名帳號也歸你管??
而我卻是只能當扮醜的歐漢聲一樣
發廢文欠噓公告也被罵
但我還是很認真的想在小雞身上學些什麼
讓自己成為人生勝利組
我努力的找正確的風向
看你的判決學習做出較為公正的懲罰
盡力的找到鄉民的點鄉民愛的梗
漸漸的
我的公告比較 噓和推 都緩緩上升
儘管噓還是比較多…
但我逐漸走向正確的道路找到自己的專長
好比歐漢聲找到模仿主持一樣
就在參與法西斯一戰
耀揚的聲望來到了生涯頂峰
當時只要發個公告,皆是慢慢的尊重
但我卻在版主生涯最如意的時候
收到兵單了
對於10天候即將入伍的我
只能火速辭掉工作
然後請辭版主
頂著光頭和無比的爛心情等入伍
儘管入伍了
但我還是惦記著西斯版的各位
我努力在當兵的十一個月裡
寫下了一篇篇各位極度厭惡的廢文
因為老天實在對我太不公平了
我只好用廢文讓你們眼睛心靈受創
這樣才能調適一些
這麼多年過去了
小雞依舊發光發熱
甚至跟耀揚的多位女神合作過
讓我非常受創
在兵役後 真的回不去了
非常令人感慨
為什麼就沒人肯真的出來幹死ttb呢…
(以上純屬虛構,謝謝小雞長年付出)
(西斯歐漢聲下臺一鞠躬...)
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08/17 12:03, , 1F
08/17 12:03, 1F
噓
08/17 12:03, , 2F
08/17 12:03, 2F
噓
08/17 12:04, , 3F
08/17 12:04, 3F
推
08/17 12:04, , 4F
08/17 12:04, 4F
推
08/17 12:04, , 5F
08/17 12:04, 5F
噓
08/17 12:05, , 6F
08/17 12:05, 6F
推
08/17 12:06, , 7F
08/17 12:06, 7F
噓
08/17 12:06, , 8F
08/17 12:06, 8F
噓
08/17 12:08, , 9F
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噓
08/17 12:08, , 10F
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噓
08/17 12:09, , 11F
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噓
08/17 12:09, , 12F
08/17 12:09, 12F
推
08/17 12:09, , 13F
08/17 12:09, 13F
噓
08/17 12:10, , 14F
08/17 12:10, 14F
推
08/17 12:10, , 15F
08/17 12:10, 15F
推
08/17 12:11, , 16F
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噓
08/17 12:12, , 17F
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推
08/17 12:12, , 18F
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推
08/17 12:12, , 19F
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噓
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推
08/17 12:13, , 21F
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推
08/17 12:13, , 22F
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噓
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噓
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噓
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噓
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噓
08/17 12:18, , 28F
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噓
08/17 12:20, , 29F
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噓
08/17 12:23, , 30F
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推
08/17 12:25, , 31F
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噓
08/17 12:26, , 32F
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08/17 12:31, , 34F
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08/17 12:31, , 35F
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08/17 12:33, , 36F
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08/17 12:33, , 37F
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推
08/17 12:34, , 38F
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噓
08/17 22:38, , 110F
08/17 22:38, 110F
噓
08/17 22:53, , 111F
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噓
08/17 22:54, , 112F
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噓
08/17 22:56, , 113F
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噓
08/17 23:01, , 114F
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推
08/18 00:06, , 115F
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噓
08/18 00:13, , 116F
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推
08/18 00:43, , 117F
08/18 00:43, 117F
噓
08/18 01:03, , 118F
08/18 01:03, 118F
噓
08/18 01:56, , 119F
08/18 01:56, 119F
推
08/18 03:13, , 120F
08/18 03:13, 120F
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08/18 03:13, , 121F
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噓
08/18 03:13, , 122F
08/18 03:13, 122F
推
08/18 03:51, , 123F
08/18 03:51, 123F
噓
08/18 04:22, , 124F
08/18 04:22, 124F
噓
08/18 05:54, , 125F
08/18 05:54, 125F
噓
08/18 07:36, , 126F
08/18 07:36, 126F
噓
08/18 09:10, , 127F
08/18 09:10, 127F
噓
08/18 09:19, , 128F
08/18 09:19, 128F
推
08/18 10:00, , 129F
08/18 10:00, 129F
噓
08/18 10:38, , 130F
08/18 10:38, 130F
噓
08/18 13:55, , 131F
08/18 13:55, 131F
噓
08/18 15:45, , 132F
08/18 15:45, 132F
噓
08/18 21:16, , 133F
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08/19 02:38, , 134F
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噓
08/19 11:25, , 135F
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噓
08/19 13:53, , 136F
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噓
08/19 19:26, , 137F
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噓
08/20 09:17, , 138F
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噓
08/20 17:30, , 139F
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08/20 17:46, , 140F
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08/21 08:29, , 141F
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08/21 23:13, , 142F
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噓
08/23 06:50, , 143F
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噓
08/23 10:11, , 144F
08/23 10:11, 144F
推
08/25 20:48, , 145F
08/25 20:48, 145F
噓
09/04 18:13, , 146F
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推
09/04 23:29, , 147F
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推
09/05 01:04, , 148F
09/05 01:04, 148F
噓
09/05 12:17, , 149F
09/05 12:17, 149F
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