[閒聊] 抽插計數器已回收

看板sex (西斯 性愛)作者 (Sick of this life)時間12年前 (2014/08/07 19:17), 編輯推噓10(1008)
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http://www.engadget.com/2014/08/07/bondara-sexfit-i-used-to-be-a-serious-journalist/?ncid=rss_truncated 縮網址:http://goo.gl/CCuafx It was only a matter of time before wearable technology moved from people's heads and wrists and ventured downstairs. British adult retailer Bondara is leading the charge, showing off a prototype activity tracker and sex toy that goes on the gentleman's region. The SexFit is a ring that sits at the base of the penis, trapping blood for better, uh, erections, but also packs an accelerometer and Bluetooth module. That way, your in-and-out statistics will be shared with a companion app on a smartphone that'll tell you your thrust per minute and even the calories you've burned. Oh, and you can even share those figures with your shocked friends on social media. The hardware also vibrates, enabling you to set it at specific intervals, either for enhanced pleasure or so you can put the metronome back downstairs in the music room. There are even five LEDs that sit on top of the device that'll light up when you hit a steady rhythm. Assuming, that is, that you'd prefer to use that rather than some of the more obvious clues that might be available during intercourse -- although we'd find the idea of a strange glow emanating from someone's genitals more unsettling than erotic. It's worth mentioning that the project isn't even at prototype stage yet, and there's always a risk the company might pull out before completion, but at least it's livened up a slow news day. 約略翻譯: 英國情趣用品商Bondara(主研發)目前研發抽插計數器的原形 將它套在你的GG上 它可以將你抽插的次數上傳到你手機的APP 然後計算所消耗的卡路里 而且它會跟你朋友分享和上傳到社群網站上 它會震 有5種顏色的LED 會跟著你的節奏變色 雖然它的原形還在研發 開發商也有可能隨時抽腿走人 不過還一個很有趣的東西 -- 所以你就可以從你的FB上發現誰是只有一張嘴的五秒男了!!! -- ┌ ┐ │廢文│ │無誤│ └ ┘ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 210.6.223.120 ※ 文章網址: http://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1407410259.A.BD4.html

08/07 19:18, , 1F
團購+5
08/07 19:18, 1F

08/07 19:19, , 2F
這產品太優秀了
08/07 19:19, 2F

08/07 19:20, , 3F
西斯版友用的到嗎?不會破表嗎?
08/07 19:20, 3F

08/07 19:21, , 4F
然後就會有人唱"I just had sex" http://goo.gl/GIu3EX
08/07 19:21, 4F

08/07 19:22, , 5F
結果都是打手槍的時候再用
08/07 19:22, 5F

08/07 19:22, , 6F
上傳到社群網站上這到底....
08/07 19:22, 6F

08/07 19:23, , 7F
用計步器也差不多
08/07 19:23, 7F

08/07 19:25, , 8F
上傳到群網站會是 count: 17 duration: less than 3 min
08/07 19:25, 8F

08/07 19:32, , 9F
放心 上社群網站一定都是神數據
08/07 19:32, 9F

08/07 19:34, , 10F
鄉民一定都傳不上去 因為數字爆掉了!!
08/07 19:34, 10F

08/07 19:35, , 11F
讚讚讚讚讚!!!
08/07 19:35, 11F

08/07 19:36, , 12F
這個數據有辦法作假嗎XD?
08/07 19:36, 12F

08/07 19:58, , 13F
less than 3 sec
08/07 19:58, 13F

08/07 20:07, , 14F
如果有做到五位數的話我就買
08/07 20:07, 14F

08/07 20:11, , 15F
把計步器掛在腰上不行嗎?
08/07 20:11, 15F

08/07 20:17, , 16F
不是啦...我記得這是震動器...
08/07 20:17, 16F

08/08 01:47, , 17F
是不是還要加入成就系統...天天一萬刺之類的
08/08 01:47, 17F

08/08 10:13, , 18F
這能聯網嗎,然後還要排行RPM跟總轉速這樣
08/08 10:13, 18F
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