[閒聊] 如果發現女友外面有小王已回收

看板sex (西斯 性愛)作者 ( 看報紙才知道)時間13年前 (2013/06/14 21:32), 編輯推噓29(30116)
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各位30cm的西斯大大 假如你發現你女友外面有小王 你會怎麼選擇 1.馬上跟她攤牌分手 遠離這破麻 2.裝死 然後幹到她跟你攤牌分手為止 請問你選哪一道? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 106.1.48.5

06/14 21:33, , 1F
轉職幹死外面的小王(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
06/14 21:33, 1F

06/14 21:33, , 2F
把小王變小干啊
06/14 21:33, 2F

06/14 21:34, , 3F
3.先幹她 再幹小王 or 幹著小王 看著小王幹著她
06/14 21:34, 3F

06/14 21:35, , 4F
把小王變小土啊
06/14 21:35, 4F

06/14 21:36, , 5F
玩人行蜈蚣
06/14 21:36, 5F

06/14 21:36, , 6F
把小王變小工啊
06/14 21:36, 6F

06/14 21:36, , 7F
跟小王一起幹她
06/14 21:36, 7F

06/14 21:38, , 8F
把小王變小三啊
06/14 21:38, 8F

06/14 21:38, , 9F
晚上睡覺時跟你女友說: 寶貝,我最近想玩3P
06/14 21:38, 9F

06/14 21:38, , 10F
她一定會很開心答應,這樣就可以找小瑜跟你+你女友一起3P了
06/14 21:38, 10F

06/14 21:40, , 11F
把小王變成小工阿
06/14 21:40, 11F

06/14 21:46, , 12F
讓小王變小玉阿
06/14 21:46, 12F

06/14 21:48, , 13F
把小王變三小啊
06/14 21:48, 13F

06/14 21:48, , 14F
把小王變小平阿
06/14 21:48, 14F

06/14 22:00, , 15F
把小王變小十
06/14 22:00, 15F

06/14 22:00, , 16F
把小王變小下
06/14 22:00, 16F

06/14 22:03, , 17F
小王...名"二喜"嗎? 樓下你懂的...
06/14 22:03, 17F

06/14 22:05, , 18F
我不懂 變成小土
06/14 22:05, 18F

06/14 22:06, , 19F
不懂
06/14 22:06, 19F

06/14 22:08, , 20F
我愛小玉
06/14 22:08, 20F

06/14 22:08, , 21F
小平是甚麼梗啊?
06/14 22:08, 21F

06/14 22:12, , 22F
唔...只有我看過嗎? 請諸君Google吧...
06/14 22:12, 22F

06/14 22:13, , 23F
3. 買球衣拜託他簽名
06/14 22:13, 23F

06/14 22:14, , 24F
1
06/14 22:14, 24F

06/14 22:25, , 25F
在你女友面前跟小王告白然後肛了他
06/14 22:25, 25F

06/14 22:38, , 26F
有男女版
06/14 22:38, 26F

06/14 22:42, , 27F
把小王變大樹阿
06/14 22:42, 27F

06/14 22:47, , 28F
把小王中間那根拿掉,真的就變小三了
06/14 22:47, 28F

06/14 22:52, , 29F
把小王變丨王阿
06/14 22:52, 29F

06/14 23:10, , 30F
理想當然是2,但真的愛其實很難做到。
06/14 23:10, 30F

06/15 00:04, , 31F
3 裝死然後當現成老爸
06/15 00:04, 31F

06/15 00:14, , 32F
王扣掉十就是虛實(十)以待,所以請以虛假的言詞,配上真實
06/15 00:14, 32F

06/15 00:15, , 33F
的恨意,努力的幹死他
06/15 00:15, 33F

06/15 02:05, , 34F
跟你女友說其實你是gay而且跟小王在一起很久了
06/15 02:05, 34F

06/15 03:02, , 35F
找小王一起 3p 幹死他!
06/15 03:02, 35F

06/15 03:35, , 36F
把小王變卜E
06/15 03:35, 36F

06/15 06:04, , 37F
讓小王當現成老爸
06/15 06:04, 37F

06/15 06:29, , 38F
去幹死小王 跟小王說你怎樣幹我女友 我就怎樣幹你
06/15 06:29, 38F

06/15 09:56, , 39F
叫他去練球阿 剛上大聯盟就被尻爆不是?
06/15 09:56, 39F

06/15 13:44, , 40F
那你就把小王中間的基基剪掉 就可以變成小三了
06/15 13:44, 40F

06/15 18:38, , 41F
把小王變小全阿
06/15 18:38, 41F

06/16 00:46, , 42F
我選 2.裝死 然後幹到她跟你攤牌分手為止
06/16 00:46, 42F

06/16 01:21, , 43F
...誤入說文解字版..
06/16 01:21, 43F

06/16 04:18, , 44F
把小王變小田阿
06/16 04:18, 44F

06/16 15:24, , 45F
王二喜
06/16 15:24, 45F

06/16 23:58, , 46F
你可以一邊幹一邊攤牌啊。
06/16 23:58, 46F

06/17 23:13, , 47F
總比有小玉好..,有小玉的話可能沒辦法救了
06/17 23:13, 47F
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