[心得] 奉勸大家千萬別交腐女友已回收
奉勸大家千萬別交腐女友
在她和我交往前雖然我知道她有在收集BL漫畫
但她美麗的外表讓我對她的這個特殊興趣不以為意
和她相談甚歡後自然而然就在一起了
但直到前天清晨
正當我還在睡夢中時
忽然感受到屁股一陣強烈的異物侵入撕裂疼痛
我啊一聲地叫了出來
還痛到哭了...
沒想到這個白目女友還笑著轉過頭來對我說
一定很舒服吧:)
我當場氣得要動手打她卻被她閃過了
直到她發現我在生氣了才不停對我道歉
後來到了醫院縫了兩針 到現在還沒辦法正常坐下...
看在以前的情分上我不想追究她的法律責任
但這種恐怖的女人我真的下定決心不得不和她分手了
最後真的還是奉勸大家千萬別交腐女友
否則受到像我這種恥辱真的是會欲哭無淚
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