[公蟹] 我也要發公蟹文了
我的星座是:秤女
與對方的關係:撲朔迷離XD
[追求中 交往中 挽回中 暗戀中 ...等]
想請問大家的問題是:
最近啊...我家老爺不知道怎麼著...怪裡怪氣!!
他每天下班都會打電話跟我說他到家了...時間都會在21:10~21:30之間
只要我沒有接到電話...或是下班忘記先打給他...
等他打來的時候...我就慘了!!!
手機鈴聲：everytime i look at you.baby i see something new~
我：老爺~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(很噁心的聲音)
老爺：你在哪裡?怎麼沒打給我?幾點回到家的?
我：我在你心裡啊~~哈哈哈(還自以為好笑)
老爺：講清楚!!!(很生氣)
這時候...我就要解釋很久....(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
我：客人走的比較晚啊...所以就晚下班了啊!!
老爺：那到家怎麼沒有打給我?
我：因為想尿尿啊!!
老爺：下次回到家沒有直接打給我...我就把你吊起來打!!
我：爺~你跟誰學的SM啊?
老爺：什麼?
我：沒有啊~我說我好愛你~最愛你~~~
老爺：好啦好啦~趕快去洗澡...我等等就過去了!
昏庸如我家老爺...迷湯多灌一點他就飄飄然了...XD
蟹蟹最近怎麼了是嗎??
怎麼會沒安全感成這樣??
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